"What is your damage Heather?"
"You win 5 million dollars from the publisher sweepstakes and the
same day that that big Ed guy gives you a check, aliens land  on the 
earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days.  What
do you do?"
"You're beautiful."
"Grow up Heather!  Bulimia is so '87"
"God Veronica, drool much?"
"How very."
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
"Great pate but i gotta motor if i want to be ready for that party
tonight."
"Lick it up baby, lick it up."
"Great pate but i gotta motor if i want to be ready for that funeral."